I am an anonymous writer in Ottawa who is working part time, freelancing. In work such as this, it’s important to have a place where I can talk about the bizarre-ness of some of the work I get. I may change some details to protect the innocent, but I doubt I will have to do that too much.
Fun fact: I hate olives. Sick. One time someone at Subway ordered an egg salad and asked for EVERYTHING on it. I nearly walked out. Why ruin a perfectly good sandwich with olives and banana peppers?